I Declare - (A River/Doctor Fic)
Rating: PG-13 (for innuendo)
Characters: 11th Doctor, River Song
Summary: The Doctor and River visit a world with some unusual customs.
"Do you have anything to declare, Madame?" the spaceport attendant asked.
"Only my husband," River said. The Doctor glared at her, looking sullen. A red lead was attached to a collar around his neck. It was playing hell with his bow tie... (Read More...)