- "Psychotic potato dwarf."
- "It could be a terrible weapon in the wrong hands."
- "Why would I run? I know what's going to happen next."
- "Do you think I'm gonna start investigating just because some bird smiles at me?"
- "You invented fish."
- "I suggest a full frontal assault with automated lazer monkeys, scalpel mines and acid."
- "Do you have a goldfish named Colin?"
- "Good evening, I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time. And this is my wife."
- "We saw a dead cow."
- "What two words?"
The second comes from Doctor Who TV...
- The “First Question” is asked twice more!
- A friend of the Doctor’s brought Strax back to life after the battle of Demons Run
- “I never know why. I only know who”
- “That’s Strax and as you can see, he is easily confused!”
- Bow ties are still very cool. Although it takes someone to remind the Doctor of this.
- “Now he prefers isolation to the possibility of pain’s return”
- Fans of BBC One’s other great drama series will not be disappointed
- “Why would I run? I know what’s going to happen next and it’s funny!”
- If Steven Moffat was Pinocchio, he would have a nose as long as a Silurian’s tongue
- “You know, you really should delete your history.”
- Someone doesn’t believe in ghosts